well.. I can't really describe this mess...
  • "you dying bruh"
    webMD’s answer for everything (via whitegirlsaintshit)

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  • notcuddles:





    God I bet..
    I bet Sam fucking LOVES having guests. So he actually made a fucking massive breakfast for them, and he doesn’t know what these guys eat - Natasha’s tiny, so Sam makes a fruit salad, but then, maybe Steve (who’s huge) likes fruit salad too, so he ends up with a punchbowl full of fruit. But then also waffles and pancakes, and eggs… though who knows how these people eat their eggs? Sam likes scrambled, but he boils some just in case, and sets up a frying pan in case either of them wants fried. Better put some water on to boil in case someone wants poached…. While he has the eggs out, might as well make french toast. But then actually, Natasha’s european, right? They like that weird-ass continental breakfast shit, so he rolls up some little bits of ham and cheese, which looks weird without croissants and muffins and whatnot so he nips out to get some. And some juice. And some tea. And some hair straighteners.

    And so Natasha eats a few bits of everything, but Steve… well Steve grew up during a time where you did not waste food - clearing your plate is ingrained in him, so. Yeah, he did have a big breakfast. He had all the breakfast.

    And some hair straighteners.

    Lock it. Load it. Shoot it. Headcanon accepted. 

    I love how Sam is just the mother hen of the Avengers now. 100%. And when he eventually moves into the tower he’s going to make Tony eat food that isn’t PopTarts

    And of course a big breakfast for STEVE is a BIG FUCKIN’ BREAKFAST since he’s got that accelerated metabolism and shit.  TBH Steve probably has to eat like five meals a day to stay “full”. 

    So, like, imagine Sam carrying around little baggies of snacks in case Steve feels peckish in the middle of a mission. 

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  • rosered624:

    *posts a selfie*

    *loses followers*


    *posts more selfies*

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  • Hear me out Disney



    Instead of a frozen ride, perhaps a house of mouse restaurant that has live entertainment, character dining and shows classic Mickey Mouse cartoons.


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  • viscountess:


    Hadn’t gotten around to scanning this one until rather recently, but I’m quite proud of it so I must direct your attention to the tulle detail on the skirt (and the bodice… and the sleeves… JUST LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT OKAY).

    I think right up there with my rendering of Christine’s Walking Dress, this is one of my favorite drawings.

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  • draumstafir:


    i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel

    just girly things

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  • glowcloud:

    u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up

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  • Anastasia (1997) + Scenery

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  • willsicott:



    What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?


    Guardians of the Galaxy

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  • ven0moth:

    i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

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